Tag: Conversation Nigeriana
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More Conversations Nigeriana – By Hope O’Rukevbe Eghagha
Professor: He dropped dead at home after teaching for two hours earlier in the day. Gone!! Just like that. No warning. No preparation. No serious illness. Alive this minute, dead the next! He went behind his flat to pump water and collapsed. Died before help could reach him!
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Conversation Nigeriana (8) – By Hope O’Rukevbe Eghagha
Obukohwo: All the victims, innocent travellers between Abuja and Kaduna, kidnapped by the vagabond train terrorists have been set free at last! Dupe: Praise the Lord! Bankole: Released or set free after payment of ransoms?
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Conversation Nigeriana (7) – By Hope O’Rukevbe Eghagha
Dupe: The Queen, the Great Queen is dead and buried! Emeka: Long live the Queen, long live the king! The king never dies, so they say! Dupe: True! The throne is forever; so, the monarch lives forever! There are a lot of lessons to be learnt from her reign, her life, her style, and the…
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Conversation Nigeriana (5) – By Hope Eghagha
Bishak: Enough of this insulting and arrant nonsense that is ASUU! This is unbecoming! El Rufai’s son has already said ASUU is ‘useless’ and should be ‘scrapped! Modupe: Like father like son! They are both diminutive basket mouths! They talk before they think and that is why part of his state is under the control…
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Conversation Nigeriana (4) – By Hope Eghagha
Timi: It’s not everyone who plays stomach politics. See the way Atiku treated Wike and Wike’s reaction. That man is like a mad dog oo. They should not mess with him. The Rivers State guy doesn’t care. He is ready to go for broke in the tradition of ‘emilokan!
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Conversation Nigeriana [3] – By Hope Eghagha
Orezi: The come has come to become the come in the land of a no-coming government, a government where the President never comes through when trouble come to the land!
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Conversation Nigeriana [2] – By Hope Eghagha
Oreva: Hehehehehehe! This handshake has gone beyond the elbow! Okoro: Who is having a handshake with you beyond the elbow? Oreva: The President is looking for a long stick to kill the snake! Okoro: Is that what you were referring to? The President is NOT looking for any stick, short or long! Bishak: You are…
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Conversation Nigeriana [1] – By Hope Eghagha
Bankole: Shame! Shame! Shame! The presidential candidate of a major political party Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu says he didn’t attend primary and secondary schools. How did he enter a university? I smell a rat! Oreva: A big rat smells in the land, smells from Aso Rock and round the states of the federation. Okoro: How…
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Conversation Nigeriana (8) – Hope Eghagha
Orezime: Waow! The federal government has arrested scoundrel Nnamdi Kanu at last! Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria! Kalio: Hmm! Scoundrel? Emeka: Congratulations! The Attorney General and Minister of Justice made the announcement in Hausa at a national press conference! Tunde: Noooooo! Emeka: Yeeeees! He did! Tunde: What point did he want to make?…
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Conversation Nigeriana (5) – Hope Eghagha
Emeka: Hehehehehehe! Na wa for this country! Aboki: What is the new wa? Emeka: It was reported last week that robbers invaded the official residence of President Buhari’s Chief of Staff which is in the top security zone of the federal capital territory! Kalio: What is the big deal about that? It must the job…