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  • When are you going to get a proper job? – By Azu Ishiekwene

    When are you going to get a proper job? – By Azu Ishiekwene

    He didn’t say when his father asked him, but I wonder what the old man must think in his grave. Jonathan Power is now 83 and arguably one of Europe’s most widely published columnists.

    He was a young freelance journalist when his father asked him the question. Still, even if he had lived to see his son syndicated globally, including by some of the world’s most prestigious newspapers and magazines, I’m not sure his father would have retracted the question: when will you get a proper job?

    Power’s father didn’t think of journalism as a job. Instead, he considered it a lens or a keyhole through which one looks at the world’s most notable jobs like engineering or medicine. A side hustle, in today’s language. That was perhaps the whole point of supporting him to study agricultural economics, a distant cousin – but a cousin anyway – of some of the world’s proper job routes, only for his son to go astray.

    More than a betrayal

    I’ve known Jonathan Power for over 25 years. But I met him again in his new book When Are You Going to Get a Proper Job? It’s a chronicle of his 60 years in journalism, which helped me understand why he once told me that I’d be better off being a plumber than hoping to make money from syndicated writing. It also helped me understand why my son regards journalism with courteous disdain.

    But Power’s 227-page novel-like autobiography published by Noema in 2024 is more than a son’s betrayal of his father’s wishes. It’s also about relationships, love (especially eros), travel, religion and faith in the intrinsic goodness of the human being.

    When Are You Going to Get a Proper Job? divides Power’s life into three main parts: his love/family life, his travel encounters mostly related to his job as a foreign correspondent or human rights advocate, and his quest for the essence of life.

    The heart is not smart

    Power is a passionate husband and a doting father but a woefully unlucky lover. If you discount the tragic end of the Barnes in Paul Murray’s The Bee Sting, in which Dickie Barnes is a principal character, Power’s account of his love and marriage life reminds you of how complications and unresolved issues in a marriage can undo even the best intentions, leaving emotional scars that won’t go away, even when it’s all over.

    I started reading Power’s 15-chapter book from Chapter 4, entitled “My long-time friend, Nigeria’s Big Man”, but quickly returned to Chapter 1, “I and Me.” I should have started here. While I could easily relate to Chapter 4, which deals with Power’s over 40 years relationship with one of the troublers of Nigeria, former President Olusegun Obasanjo, “I and Me” explores a more universal, human conundrum: love.

    “If only I had been more lucky, wise, sensible…,” Power writes. “I never found the clarity of mind, the right sound or (the) perfect female. I died with no money in the bank.” He was talking to himself.

    The women in his life

    Two women dominate the first more than 20 years of Power’s love story: Anne and Mary Jane. He met Anne when they both worked on Martin Luther King’s staff, and he met Mary, the stewardess, on the plane. He was attracted to each woman for a different reason – Anne was his philosophical soulmate, and Mary, who came after, was the Beyonce missing in Anne.

    When the tests came after three children with Anne and one with Mary – all girls – the gardens of the marriages were undermined by the foxes of irreconcilable individual differences. The endings were bitter. In Power’s earlier novel, The Human Flow, he quoted Chimamanda Adichie as saying, “You don’t fall in love. You climb up to love.” Power climbed but fell badly.

    Man on the road

    The book is more than a failed love story told by a journalist with a heartfelt, almost naïve honesty. Power’s travel diary is remarkable, not just for his travels but also for the purpose, people, sights, sounds, and smells, as well as the impact of a few of the dramatic moments, like when he was almost stranded in the Caribbean after losing his guide, and later, his wallet.

    His visits to Tanzania, Nigeria, Brazil, Guatemala, and India make for fascinating reading. Curiosity took him on some of these visits, but the quest for the truth, the desire to make a difference by chasing down the main actors – sometimes at significant personal risk – kept him returning to the trail.

    Journalism did not discover the law of gravity, invent the submarine or split the atom. However, this improper job can also be gratifying by occasionally presenting the opportunity to change the course of history by engaging those who sometimes deploy scientific inventions or power in devastating uses.

    Who knows what the world might have been if Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward hadn’t played their part in exposing Watergate or if Oriana Fallaci hadn’t tackled the Shah of Iran?

    Walking a tightrope

    From Chapters 3 to 10, Power writes about his relationship with former Tanzanian President Julius Nyerere and how Ujamaa fell far short of its redemptive promise despite the iconic leader’s best intentions.

    A chunk of Power’s diaries on his encounters with influential people is devoted to his friendship with Nigeria’s former President Obasanjo, whom he met in the retired general’s first life as military president.

    The dynamic of Power’s relationship with Obasanjo is quite interesting. He stroked Obasanjo’s ego when asking testy questions, for example, about allegations of human rights abuses against Nigeria’s military – the most appalling of which was in Odi – almost spoiling the interview.

    The relentless stream of presidential guests sometimes threatened his interviews. Still, he managed to navigate it as he navigated his host’s tempestuous mood by sometimes enduring his self-adulatory game of squash. Obasanjo is a bundle of contradictions, nice and nasty in unequal measure.

    Yet, Power managed to get away with openly complimenting the “gorgeous breasts” of Obasanjo’s wife and teasing him about the misuse of oil money, the bane of all Nigerian governments. Did Power get a pass because he might have contributed to saving Obasanjo’s life by speaking to German Chancellor Helmut Schmidt on his behalf when Sani Abacha jailed the general on charges of coup plotting?

    The spirit of Martin Luther King

    Power’s visits to Brazil, where, as changes in the Amazon occurred, he observed significant shifts in power relations between peasants and clergy on the one hand and politicians, including Lula, who would later become president, on the other; his incisive conversations in New Delhi with Sonia Gandhi and Pervez Musharraf in Islamabad; and his encounter with Jimmy Carter that may have, by Andrew Young’s account, tangentially been responsible for Carter’s presidency are far more than one can get by viewing history from a keyhole.

    The author’s early years of working on Martin Luther King’s staff in the ghetto slums of Chicago instilled in him the values of pursuing social change through peaceful means, fighting against injustice and discrimination, and fostering a society where everyone is treated with respect.

    Power’s views on US-Russia relations, sometimes sounding like a broken record, are also rooted in his sense of justice, respect and fair play.

    A chastened life

    These values come through, whether in his journalism or filmmaking – even intruding in his love quests, which perhaps explains why, despite the cost, he prioritises a peaceful breakup with Anne over a bitter divorce. The peacenik in him even sometimes brings him into a head-on collision with his improper job, journalism, which prefers to lead if it bleeds.

    The book ends the way it starts: with existential questions about love, life and meaning, viewed from Power’s Swedish soul chastened by adventures. If the world was his oyster, the book is the reader’s shucker. As I look for a proper job, the book’s unpretentiousness and light touch in attempting to answer life’s difficult questions will make me read it again.

  • FG open to collaboration on job creation — Minister

    FG open to collaboration on job creation — Minister

    The Federal Government says it is open to collaboration with Non-Governmental Organisations (NGOs) to achieve its goal of creating meaningful employment opportunities.

    Mr Muhammad Dingyadi, Minister of Labour and Employment, said this when he received a consortium of NGOs, led by its national head, Mr Daniel Black. on Thursday in Abuja.

    The consortium of NGOs is part of the United Nations NGO Committee on Social Development.

    Dingyadi expressed government’s readiness to collaborate with the civil society organisations in generating creative ideas on how to create safe jobs for its citizens.

    He said the jobs include the blue collar jobs, for the unemployed, particularly the youth.

    “The federal government’s objectives, as well as initiatives, in this area are to ensure that people get jobs they can call their own.

    “Also, jobs that they have tried to establish on their own; not white collar jobs but jobs that can generate a lot of employment for our youths.

    “Our mandate is to create opportunities for jobs and to ensure the youths of the country are gainfully employed through several other means of engagement.

    “We can collaborate to work towards creating jobs, very safe jobs for that matter, for our dear young men and women in the country,” he said.

    On his part, Black, the leader of the group, said that they would be attending the 63rd session of the United Nations Commission for Social Development scheduled for February in New York.

    Black said they would be sharing Nigeria’s social development experience at the event.

    He said that in preparation for participation in the session, they would hold a United Nations Social Development workshop in Abuja.

    He said the workshop was to foster collaboration between the government and Civil Society Organisations, to increase and improve the social development indicators in Nigeria.

    “At the end of that workshop, we are going to develop a report that we will be presenting in New York during the 63rd session of the United Nations Commission for Social Development.

    “The report will highlight the reality of social development in Nigeria, and we will also be mentioning the roles that different parastatals and government ministries are playing to ensure that these social development indicators are improved,”he said.

    He invited the ministry to the workshop to share insights on its activities to positively impact social development indices in the country, and the strong connection between labour, employment and decent work.

  • Lady’s juju potion turns boyfriend into fool as he loses his job

    Lady’s juju potion turns boyfriend into fool as he loses his job

    Nigerian woman has resorted to social media to express her regret after her boyfriend refused to break the juju that made him fall in love with her.

    The woman admitted to looking for ways to have her partner fall passionately in love with her when they were dating.

    He lost his work as a result of his increased passion for her after this.

    Even though she no longer feels love for him, the charm that held him has remained intact.

    She wrote: “When I was so much in love with my boyfriend, I complained to my friend that I didn’t want to lose him and she advised me to do something to keep him to myself alone. He became addicted to me to the extent it started affecting his job. He is always broke and almost annoying because all he want to do is be around me. My friend has relocated out and everywhere I have been to just to destroy what my friend gave me are not working. I don’t even want the relationship again but I feel he might hurt himself if I tell him. Please what can I do to cast this whole things away. I am not happy myself anymore.”

  • BREAKING: Delta govt announces massive job creation opportunities

    BREAKING: Delta govt announces massive job creation opportunities

    The Delta State Government has announced massive job creation opportunities for citizens and residents of the State.

    TheNewsGuru.com (TNG) reports the Delta State Job and Wealth Creation Bureau announced the job creation opportunities on Friday.

    According to the agency, the job creation opportunities are part of the M.O.R.E Business Upscale Programme (M.O.R.E BIZ-UP) of the State government under Governor Sheriff Oborevwori.

    It was gathered that applications will open for the M.O.R.E BIZ-UP on Monday, 28th October 2024 and close on Friday, 1st November, 2024.

    Entrepreneurs in the following business categories are encouraged to apply:

    Information & Communication Technologies; Computer and Smart Phone Maintenance and Building & Construction Services (Aluminium Profiling, POP, Interlocking, Tiling, Welding & Fabrication, Electrical & Solar Installation).

    Others are Handicrafts (Fashion Design, Leather Works, Furniture/Woodwork); Personal Services (Hair Dressing/Makeover, Event Management, Catering & Confectionery, Industrial Cleaning) and Audio-visual Services ( Cinematography, Photography, Graphics Design).

    Interested Applicants should be between age 21 and 45 years; have a valid voter’s card or an NIN; have a Business located in Delta State and have a registered business.

    “𝐓𝐡𝐞 b𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬,” a statement by the government agency reads. Applicants are directed to use the link below to complete the online application form: http://www.deltastatemorebizup.net.

  • Victims recount ordeal, say they paid millions into ex-FCC officer’s account

    Victims recount ordeal, say they paid millions into ex-FCC officer’s account

    Mr Andulamalik Ahmed and Ali Yaro both victims of alleged job racketeering at the Federal Character Commission (FCC) say they paid N1 million and N2 million respectively for job placement in the commission.

    Ahmed and Yaro made this known when they appeared as witnesses at the ongoing investigation by the House of Representatives ad hoc committee probing job racketeering and mismanagement of IPPIS in Abuja on Tuesday.

    Speaking on the issue, Ahmed, an indigene of Adamawa said he met the driver of the Commissioner, representing Taraba, Mr Yisha’u Gambo who promised to get him a job in the FCC on the condition that he paid the sum of N1 million.

    He however said he refused to pay the money to Yisha’u because he was an ordinary driver.

    “It was Yisha’u who introduced Mr Harunu Kolo, a former staff of the FCC and the desk officer of IPPIS in the commission.

    “I paid N1 million into Kolo’s account when I confirmed that he was a staff of the commission, I refused to pay to the driver for security reasons.

    “I transfered N1 million to Kolo’s account. We initially agreed on N1.5million with Gambo, a driver to the Commissioner, representing Taraba.”

    He said 27 of them were issued appointment letters having paid the requested money, adding that in spite of the fact that appointment letters were issued, they were not posted to any designated MDAs.

    “The Head of Human Resources in FCC confirmed to us that our appointments were genuine before they cleverly took it from us. I was engaged for two years before I was disengaged without posting.”

    He said contrary to information by the FCC that there was no recruitment since 2017, there was recruitment in 2021 and all the commissioners had a hand in the recruitments exercise.

    “Kolo convinced me to pay so that our employment can come after that of Directors and the Commissioners.”

    Ahmed who betrayed emotion begged the committee to help get his job back, adding that he was not satisfied with receiving salary without doing the required job.

    On the other hand,  Yaro, another witness from Borno said he was made to pay N2 million to secure a job in the FCC.

    “ I paid N2 million into Badamasi Jalo’s account, another victim but acting as agent for collection of monies for Kolo.

    “Kolo and Badamasi both assured me that I will get appointment letter in January,” he said, adding that he was captured on IPPIS on Aug. 5,  2021, but never got placement.

    “ I graduated 11 years ago and I had a chance to become Boko Haram but I refused because I wanted to be a good citizen,” he said.

    Meanwhile, Rep Yusuf Gagdi, the Chairman of the committee said the testimonies from the two victims should encourage all Nigerians who have been shortchanged to appear.

    “I am very happy that you said you had the offer to become a Boko Haram but refused.

    ” We cannot cry like you but our hearts blead for this country, we are going to do justice for you, we are not here to witch hunt anybody.

    “You have told us who you gave money to. We will invite you again for a closed-door meeting with the other 27 victims, ” he said.

    Gagdi re-invited Kolo to again appear before the committee on Wednesday by 10 a. m.

    He also summoned the driver to the Taraba Commissioner and the Secretary to appear before the committee.

  • Lai Mohammed gets international job

    Lai Mohammed gets international job

    Barely two weeks after leaving office as Nigeria’s Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed has been appointed as the managing partner of an international lobbying firm, Ballard Partners.

    His appointment was announced in a statement shared on the firm’s official Twitter page yesterday.

    “Ballard Partners, one of the top government relations firms in the United States, is opening its first office in Africa in Abuja, Nigeria, the nation’s capital,” the statement reads.

    “Lai Mohammed, the immediate past Nigeria minister of information and culture, will serve as the managing partner of the Abuja office and the firm’s satellite office in Lagos, the nation’s financial centre.”

    According to Brian Ballard, the firm’s president said Mohammed was given the role because he “is one of the most respected officials in the country”.

    “Opening our first African office in Nigeria expands our firm’s international footprint to three continents and builds upon the important work we have done on behalf of African nations and companies in Africa and the U.S.,” the firm’s president said.

    Lai Mohammed, join the firm as our managing partner in Nigeria. He has a long record of public service and is one of the most respected officials in the country. His outstanding reputation and exceptional experience will be invaluable to our firm’s clients.”

    Reacting to his new appointment, Lai Mohammed said Ballard Partners has a perfect record globally and is delighted to be a part of the firm.

    “I am very pleased to join Ballard Partners and to open the firm’s first office in Africa,” he was quoted as saying.

    “Ballard Partners has an impeccable reputation internationally and is well known for its success representing African countries and American firms in Africa.”

     

  • King Charles Lambert announces Pan African Job Centre to create 300 million jobs for Africa youths

    King Charles Lambert announces Pan African Job Centre to create 300 million jobs for Africa youths

    The creator of the new economic system, a wonderful investment opportunity- Compassionate Capitalism, King Charles N Lambert- has announced the creation of the Pan African Job Centre, a program that will help curb unemployment in Africa by creating over 300 million jobs for African youths across the continent.

    King Charles N Lambert- nicknamed The African Oracle- announced that these jobs will be created through the 28 points of the new economic system, Compassionate Capitalism, he founded.
    Acknowledging that Africa’s biggest challenge and problem is unemployment, King Lambert hopes this new innovation, The Pan African Job Centre will process African youths into jobs in the 28 sectors after getting certificates following an intense training program.

    “The job centre is already implemented on the platform online, and will soon be implemented physically offline with actual physical setup across various African countries,” King Lambert announced.

    He added that this development will aid in building industries to help control production.
    King Lambert declared: “It’s not secret that we are the richest continent in the world.”

    All this, King Lambert added, will be made possible by working with Indians to help bring the over 300 million youths into the job ranks with in the Compassionate Capitalism 28 sectors.
    Earlier, King Lambert had announced a partnership called The India/Africa Technology Pact.
    This pact will see the Black Wall Street employ one million Indians that will work towards improving Africans.

    “It’s no secret that Indians have the best work ethics in the world. They are the best customer service people, platform workers, and will introduce innovative solutions that will change every sector in the Compassionate Capitalism ranks,” King Lambert announced.

    It’s a bottom up consumer solutions, he added.
    This is all aimed at empowering Africans and eliminating European capitalism which has set Africa behind.
    This is to achieve African Capitalism Independence by providing investment opportunities within the 28 sectors.

    Black Wall Street (BWS) is leveraging on Capital as a factor of production.
    “Investment is the vaccine for poverty,” King Lambert declared.

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  • Not a Politics of Who You Know! – By Valentine Anaweokhai

    Not a Politics of Who You Know! – By Valentine Anaweokhai

    By Rev. Fr. Valentine Anaweokhai

    Recently my attention was drawn to an online video where a man remarked that in some other parts of the world, when someone is in search of a job, some questions he may likely be asked include; what is your qualification? What can you do or what do you have to offer? He continued, but in Nigeria, getting that same job will depend majorly on who you know? Who is recommending you? To some extent, this is true. My own personal experiences would further affirm it. 

    A couple of times, people have approached me to assist them reach out to somebody in position of authority for employment or admission into a tertiary institution. They immediately tell you that in Nigeria, it is all about who you know. Worse still, if you have some money to give and bribe your way around, you may likely be fortunate but never always. In other words, it is all about who you know. Getting a contract, appointment, favour, job offer, admission, pass, or approval of any sort, you either need to know somebody or someone who knows someone who is connected or related to the person in charge. It is called the “Politics of Who You Know.” I have been both a victim and beneficiary of this kind of politics too.

    This kind of politics, wherever it is being played, be it in religious organizations, government agencies and ministries, and even in private settings, seems to be the order of the day, while a person’s money, connections, position, status, qualification, and power become an added advantage. Otherwise, you go nowhere and cannot get too far. Sometimes, even to get a Nigerian passport in the USA could take a longer or shorter period depending on who you know. This culture appears to be a Nigerian thing even when the institution is located outside the country. 

    It is rather unfortunate that when people apply for visas, admission, and job opportunities outside the shores of Nigeria, they do not need to know somebody or anybody in the country’s embassy, consulate, university or organization before such applications are honored and granted. Most often, answers are given based on merit, qualification, and prospects of the applicant. I have personal experiences to buttress this point, but that is a story for another day.

    Only recently, the United Kingdom elected a new Prime Minister in the person of Rishi Sunak, a British citizen but of Indian descent. His confirmation as the Prime Minister has been greeted also with racist rebuffs, but the fact remains that for now, he is the man considered most apt, qualified and fit to help the country out of her current economic challenges. He has even promised not to leave behind, any debts for the next generation. If it were to be solely and purely the politics of who you know, then he most probably would not have become the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. But that is a society that acknowledges, cherishes and promotes virtue, merit, and qualification in leadership and the beauty of multiculturality over and above banal racial, tribal and ethnic bigotry.

    In the Gospel of St. Mark 10:35-45, we read how the sons of Zebedee, James and John approached Jesus and made a request, saying; Teacher, we want you to do for us whatever we ask of you… Grant us to sit, one at your right hand and one at your left, in your glory… Then Jesus said to them, “The cup that I drink you will drink; and with the baptism with which I am baptized, you will be baptized; but to sit at my right hand or at my left is not mine to grant, but it is for those for whom it has been prepared.” In Matthew’s gospel, it was their mother who approached Jesus for the request (Matt. 20:20-28). Let us not be oblivious of the fact that Jesus had earlier said, “I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son” (John 14:13). This may have pre-informed why they approached him and said, “we want you to do for us, what ever we ask of you.” 

    Whether it was their mother or they themselves who approached Jesus, what were they thinking? That sitting at the right hand and left hand of Jesus in his kingdom was all about who you know? Or how well and fast you can press buttons to have your way into God’s kingdom? Probably, they wanted to play the ‘politics of who you know’, but this time, it backfired. Obviously, Jesus didn’t grant the request, but told them it wasn’t his to grant such, but the privilege was meant for those for whom it has been prepared.

    Did Jesus lack the powers and capacity to grant such requests? Not at all. Didn’t he say whatever is asked in his name he will grant? Surely, he did. Jesus does not, and cannot contradict himself. Can he grant us all that we ask him? Yes, he can. But does he grant us all that we ask him? No, he does not. Then why? Jesus knows that it is not all we ask that is good for our well being and salvation. He also knows that certain things we ask come from impure, insincere, and inordinate desires and motives. Sometimes such motives are for oppressive, domineering, showmanship, and prideful reasons. Such was the motive of James and John. St James reminds us;You want something and do not have it; so you commit murder. And you covet something and cannot obtain it; so you engage in disputes and conflicts. You do not have, because you do not ask. You ask and do not receive, because you ask wrongly, in order to spend what you get on your pleasures” (James 4:2-3).

    Jesus’ reply that sitting at his right and left hands was meant for those for whom it has been prepared would imply, on the surface, that such privilege was meant for special people. In other words, it was not meant for everybody. Does not that sound discriminatory, exclusive, and selective? Does it not imply some level of favoritism and self-contradiction? After Peter had returned from the home of Cornelius and was faced with the strict and severe criticisms from the brethren, he explained to them saying: “Now I truly understand that God shows no partiality, but in every nation anyone who fears him and does what is\ right is acceptable to him” (Acts 10:34-35). So, Jesus cannot be accused of expressing favoritism.

    Meanwhile, earlier on, he had warned: “Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the road is easy that leads to destruction, and there are many who take it. For the gate is narrow and the road is hard that leads to life, and there are few who find it” (Matt. 7:13-14). Jesus’ statement could be interpreted to also mean that entering into heaven would not be based on political, religious, ethnic, and socio-cultural considerations, but rather, on one’s commitment and ability to go through the way that leads to eternal life. It will not depend on who you know, who is recommending you, your position and status in society and church, or how much you have got. 

    Rather, it is your faith and good works. It will depend on one’s ability and cooperation with divine grace to shun sin, evil and the distractions of the world, and be able to stand against injustice, favoritism, partiality, discrimination, greed,  corruption, unfair treatment of fellow humans, oppressive regimes and all forms of subjugation and domination. It will depend on ones ability to do good and shun evil. At the end of the day, Jesus gives us a model to adopt: he came to serve, not to be served. He wants us to be at the service of the poor, marginalized, oppressed and unjustly treated, rather than the other way round. I guess James and John eventually got the message. 

    I hope we too also get the message that the Politics of Who You Know may not always fetch a person what he wants, or take him where he wants, especially if he does not work hard, remain focussed and committed to certain core values and virtues of life, and keep doing the right thing. By extension, this might likely be the determinant factor of who wins the forthcoming presidential election in Nigeria, come 2023. Will the politics of who you know that breeds racism, tribalism, bigotry, and nepotism play out this time around? However, yes, the fact remains that the politics of who you know will not take anyone to heaven in the final analysis.

     

    Rev. Fr. Valentine Anaweokhai

    anavalobee@gmail.com

  • Carlo Ancelotti reveals last job before retirement

    Carlo Ancelotti reveals last job before retirement

    Real Madrid manager Carlo Ancelotti admits the current job will be his last in management.

    Ancelotti has made his decision: after his current tenure at Real Madrid, the Italian’s coaching career will come to an end.

    Speaking to Il Messaggero, Ancelotti said it would make little sense to take another managerial job after his second stint at the Bernabéu: “24 titles in my career? The truth is that these numbers do not matter to me.

    “I’ll think about that at the end, when taking stock makes more sense. Now I am focused on training; I like the daily work. Until a few years ago, my priority was tactics. Now I focus on human relations, getting to know people and new generations.

    “This stage at Madrid will bring an end to my career. After Real Madrid, I will retire. Real Madrid is at the very top of football. It makes sense to call it a day after this experience.

    “If we’re talking about trophies, Madrid and Milan are the teams I feel most connected to. This current Madrid side is at a very high level and not only in the technical sense. It is a very serious team, with humble players: even the stars keep their feet on the ground. Modric, Casemiro and Benzema, the most experienced players, manage the group. The quality is indisputable, but that alone is not enough. The human aspect is fundamental and this Madrid side is unique.”

  • Lady fired on first day at work after asking her manager if ‘she can sit on his face’

    Lady fired on first day at work after asking her manager if ‘she can sit on his face’

    A lady reportedly has been sacked from her job on the first day of resumption after making moves on her manager and asking him if she can sit on his face.

    Personal development coach and lecturer, Dipo Awojide shared the story via his official Twitter handle on Tuesday.

    He revealed that the girl involved will be paid for one day after getting sacked. He also disclosed that his firm will be advertising the girl’s job soon.

    “If you get to a new job please behave yourself. Don’t go and be shooting unnecessary romantic shots that can get you sacked!

    “How can you go and ask your male manager “you look so cute, do I stand a chance with you? Can I sit on your face” on the first day at your new job? Some of you are very bold but enjoy unnecessary wahala. Don’t you like your job? Now HR has been involved.

    “Be open about your romantic feelings but respect yourself in the workplace or you will get disciplined or sacked by HR.

    “Just been told that the girl has just been fired. She will get paid for one day. We are advertising her job soon.

    “How can you get fired on the first day of you job? Why are you asking your manager if you can sit on his face? Why,” Awojide tweeted.

    Meanwhile, Awojide later tweeted that the lady was given a second chance.

    “Office romance usually never ends well,” he added.